You're Mama's a Crack Whore.

Okay, boys and girls, I have something to clear up early on.

First, let me say, that I didn't think anyone would actually stumble upon this blog, and I am flattered for the two or three readers I might actually garner in a week's time.

That being said, please - no one take this personally. If you checked the title...it's called "Random Musings"...and that is just what they are...random. I am not looking at this to be a fuck-you to anyone...I will not just air my silly grievances on a semi-lame website. I promise you, dear public, if I have a problem with any of you personally, you will not have to hear about it on a Blog. I will tell you. I swear.

I am often inspired by real life, whatever that is, but I will rarely put anything on here that is all too serious.

For example, if I write about some dumb-ass crack whore who cut me off in traffic yesterday, and your mother is actually a crack whore...well, I am probably not talking about her (unless that bitch drives an '82 blue Chevy Malibu with the bumper hanging off...if she does, then ...well...I was talking about her. Take the crack pipe away from her and get her some fucking driving lessons, would you?). Otherwise, you're probably safe.

All better now?

Comments

[Grax]

Yeah I feel better now you cleared that up. Cheers luv. ^_^

[hcg]

You're welcome. Not often I get comments on a 3 year old post. Thanks!!!

[Grax]

You're welcome. Only recently found this place. Like the layout, not to mention the Hot Coffee Girl logo.