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so afraid

It's Friday the 13th. Be afraid. Be very afraid. If you are, you suffer from Paraskevidekatriaphobia, the fear of Friday the 13th.

But who's really afraid of that? Not many. Here are the top 5 most common phobias:

  1. Fear of snakes (ophidiophobia)
  2. Fear of giving a speech (glossophobia)
  3. Fear of heights (acrophobia)
  4. Fear of rodents (musophobia)
  5. Fear of flying (aviophobia)

I suffer from none of the above fears...but I have a few of my own.

DavidHasselhoff_400.jpg

 

 

  I am afraid that this man will continue to breed.
(Hasselhoffiphobia) 

 

 

 

 


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I am afraid this man has bigger tits than I do.
(Gnarlestitaphobia) 

 

 

 

  

I am afraid that the latest Nobel Prize Winner is actually Fletch.
(YunusFletchaphobia) 

yunus.jpg    Fletch.jpg

I am working through it.
Thanks for your support. 

 

Posted on Oct 13, 2006 by Registered Commenterhcg in , | Comments16 Comments

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Reader Comments (16)

That last one? Genius. Bravo.
Oct 13, 2006 at 09:42AM | Unregistered CommenterAvitable
is there a fear of uncooked chick-fil-a chicken biscuits? because i had one for breakfast today, and now i'm afraid of them.
Oct 13, 2006 at 10:29AM | Unregistered CommenterJason
I deathly afraid of birds, and moths (there were two terrifying incidents during my childhood), oh and I hate moisture - like I can't take a shower if the wall/floor of the showering area are wet, weird I know...
Oct 13, 2006 at 12:08PM | Unregistered Commenterteam gingerbread
Man: What kind of a name is "Poon?"

Fletch: Comanche Indian.
Oct 13, 2006 at 12:33PM | Unregistered CommenterJoefish
I have an irrational fear of public restrooms. Facilitiesophobia.
Oct 13, 2006 at 12:52PM | Registered Commenterptb
I am afraid of being too nice to people. Mebitchophobia.
Oct 13, 2006 at 07:18PM | Unregistered Commentervanessa
That was funny - Hasselhoffiphobia! I have the fear of heights myself.

Oh, and are you sure that Disneyworld one shouldn't be MichaelJacksonbuttfuckphobia?
Oct 13, 2006 at 08:48PM | Unregistered Commentergigglepixie
Genial post HCG. One of those posts I wish I thought of first :)
Oct 13, 2006 at 10:39PM | Unregistered CommenterPhil
I am afraid I will accidentally be polite to people who deserve nothing but my contempt and in doing, make them think I "respect" them.
Oct 15, 2006 at 07:24AM | Unregistered CommenterJenn
I forgot it was Friday the 13th on Friday the 13th.
Oct 15, 2006 at 07:24AM | Unregistered CommenterJenn
I fear Hasselhoff has bigger tits than I do.
Oct 15, 2006 at 05:33PM | Unregistered CommenterLakeside Ling
"Hasselhoffiphobia" is a winner!
Oct 15, 2006 at 07:04PM | Unregistered Commenterade
That's some funny shit!
Oct 16, 2006 at 01:33AM | Unregistered Commenterkiyotoe
Ling-I thought nothing could be more disturbing than the photo of David. I was so wrong.
Oct 16, 2006 at 09:24AM | Unregistered Commenterhcg
Noooooooooooooooo! We can't make fun of Ceelo! The rest are fair game.
Oct 16, 2006 at 10:32AM | Unregistered Commenterjali

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