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Wednesday
05Jul

ass wank of the day

And the award for Ass Wank of the Day goes to...

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For not giving a shit about where you park in this neighborhood...you get the honor.

Thanks for showing us that you care. 


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Reader Comments (13)

lol...silly asswanks. so what's up with your recent mia status and random jaunts to detroit? huh? HUH?
Jul 5, 2006 at 06:49PM | Unregistered CommenterSnogAsh
Well, not eating at Farenheit.

Schedule's been all screwy. Sounds like I missed a good party, though.
Jul 5, 2006 at 07:05PM | Unregistered Commenterhot coffee girl
Big truck, don't care is what the tude is all about, according to my ex b/f (who owned a F250, and was all like, big truck, don't care.)
Jul 5, 2006 at 09:21PM | Unregistered CommenterStephanie
Parked illegally in front of fire hydrant...big truck didn't make him feel man enough, I guess. Rebel, too. Plus, he's just a wank.
Jul 5, 2006 at 10:08PM | Unregistered Commenterhot coffee girl
Heh, maybe Rocco and Symon are having a contest to see which chef can have the biggest truck?
Jul 6, 2006 at 08:46AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Harvey
that is what is known as a country cadillac. it is probably someone from my hometown so lay off....................
Jul 6, 2006 at 12:20PM | Unregistered Commenteramy
I saw this truck when I walked to Scoops last night. So funny that it turned up here, cause we were commenting on what an asshole he was to park there. Good job.
Jul 6, 2006 at 05:19PM | Unregistered Commenteranonymous
Definitely a bloody wanker.
Jul 6, 2006 at 07:20PM | Unregistered Commenterstephanie
thanks for the little sarcastic laugh i experienced from this moment
Jul 10, 2006 at 12:43PM | Unregistered Commentermolly
it is roccos truck!!!! i saw him in it this morning. oy vey.
Jul 11, 2006 at 01:40PM | Unregistered Commenteramy
Yeah...it's Rocco. And so very funny that I was at Civilization and Symon got out of his Hummer. Adam was right...it must be a contest. Although, I must say that Lolita's has better food...and he didn't park in front of a hydrant. Not a wank ass, that one. (Although he was driving a hummer...)
Jul 12, 2006 at 12:06AM | Unregistered Commenterhot coffee girl
hhhhhmmmmmmmmmm, this is very freudian.
Jul 12, 2006 at 11:10AM | Unregistered Commenteramy

How the hell do you ass wank? What does the Surgeon General recommend?

Jun 15, 2007 at 01:17PM | Unregistered CommenterRen

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