my foot up avi's ass
I asked for some ideas. And...Oh!...I got some alright.
I will give it a shot.
Shoes...not really a shoe girl. Oh, don't get me wrong...I can maneuver some pretty treacherous situations in stilettos. And I love all manner of things that make me my true height of 5'10" (I have always been under-tall)...but I may be missing that gene that makes me crave Jimmy Choo's latest strappy sandals. I never really understood that part of Carrie's character in "Sex and the City" on a personal level. My redeeming girly fetish? I have about a gazillion purses. I love them. I name some of them. (I picked up this really great one at Banyan Tree a while back that I named Holly for Audrey's character in "Breakfast at Tiffany's". She's been travelling to work with me all week and I love her.) But I have no Prada heels in my closet. Please don't revoke my girl card, I beg you.
Avi, of course, wanted me to talk about why he is so awesome. Well. That's so obvious I almost feel bad re-stating it. The first thing that leaps to mind are his milkshake moves. I am sorry. I just crack the hell up every time I see this. It can bring a little bit of sunshine to even the darkest hour. A huge thanks to CP for her role in bringing this hidden talent to the masses.
So, now that we have that out of the way...
I will surely be addressing some of the other topics tomorrow. Miss Ann-anal sex and lower bowels, really? Gah. You are original. Plus, I am wearing the very pink semi-sparkly PJ's that you sent. And they are so friggin cute and comfy I could die...so you are forgiven. Now I am going to baby-talk to my dog.
hcg
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I just hope that Youtube is around when I have kids so that they can see what their father did. And be utterly mortified.
THAT is better than shoes. ANY DAY!!!
Now that's entertainment.
Well I am in deep shit if they consider revoking "girly cards" because of lusty lack in both purses and fancy shoes. Now if they were talking stationary supplies I am kicking so much arse in girlydom.
I used to be 5'10"...I swear I was, now they reckon I'm like 5'8" or something. No way would it make me wear heels.
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Talking to animals is good therapy. If you're a blogwriter like me, you need therapy from time to time. Like the line in Nacho Libre:
"When you are a grown man, you wear stretchy pants in your room, it's for fun."
You know what? I'm not your typical shoe girl either. I'll spend an hour in a show store, looking at all the cute shoes, trying some on for shits and giggles, but I'll leave them there, because I haven't got the slightest idea what I could possibly wear with them! My closet is full of old navy pants and tees, which would probably look silly with peep-toe stilettos that have ruffles around the edges. Dammit.
I'd take a fab purse over a pair of shoes any day. Yes, I too have a purse fetish.