mail-bag monday

I get e-mails every once and a while from a variety of places...some faithful and beloved readers (okay, I got one like that, but I think it was meant for someone else. Too, bad, bitches. I am keeping it...), some from friends (again, not a glut of those either), and some just truly random shit. I thought I would set aside some time at the beginning of the week to go through them for your reading pleasure. To make a lame-ass idea seem cool, I hereby declare this to be the first installment of...

Mail-bag Monday

Today's piece of mail comes from a fabulous blogger and fellow Clevelander...

Every time I see your logo, I think: "Wouldn't it be really uncomfortable to be waist-deep in a cup of coffee? Would you really be smiling while holding two strategically-positioned post of (more) hot coffee or would you be scrambling to get out?" Then I start to wonder things like: could you get a contact high from bathing in coffee and is coffee good for the skin...

Good questions, all, MB.

The short answer is that, being a 'toon, I have asbestos skin. Of course, you couldn't see it from the picture...but the dermis is heat resistant to temperatures up to 1000 degrees Fahrenheit. My cartoon alter-ego also has much bigger tits than I do…or at least they are higher than my 35 year old ...er... mugs. As far as the contact high…well, yes. But you can get your own version without the danger of scalding skin here.

(Not a paid ad, just LOVE their site. Kthnxbai.)

Okay. There you have it. Our first edition of Mail-bag Monday. Send your own mail here, if you like. Otherwise...tune in tomorrow for Naked Tuesday. Oh yes. Believe it. 

Comments

[Avitable]

After posting so infrequently recently, you owe us Naked Tuesday!

[matt]

Of course, now I start to wonder what happens when using that soap while bathing in coffee. I need a bigger coffee maker, I think!

[Nessa]

They say coffee increases your metabilism(sp) so you may have invented a new diet, too.